annihilatable:

roosterteeth could hire me to sweep their fucking floors and i would be the happiest person in existence

(via achievementt-teeth)

dennys:

thelandofpocketwatchesandbooks:

DENNYS I HAVE HTE BACON

IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT
NANANA
NANANA
EDIT:
I MADE IT TRANSPARENT YAY

thank you very much. you know, we have the bacon 24/7, it’s our job and our pleasure, but it’s always nice when someone else has the bacons for you. you are respected. you are appreciated.

dennys:

thelandofpocketwatchesandbooks:

DENNYS I HAVE HTE BACON

IF YOU WANT IT COME AND GET IT

NANANA

NANANA

EDIT:

I MADE IT TRANSPARENT YAY

thank you very much. you know, we have the bacon 24/7, it’s our job and our pleasure, but it’s always nice when someone else has the bacons for you. you are respected. you are appreciated.

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pong2822:

trailofdesire:

emilysidhe:

fvckthisreality:

destructivemusic:

comics-are-sexy:

Why would u torture me like this

good fucking bye

That actually hurt me

…that’s a “Little Match Girl” Spider-man au.

Why does it exist???

I WAS GONNA SAY, like “The Little Match Girl” needed to be GRIMMER. CHRIST.

Going to cry now bye

(via parkingstrange)

Tags: bye can't deal

vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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the-hatred-machine:

kareshy:

gigaguess:

mrsdevilla:

the-treble:

internationalgirl:

This is why you should have a cat y’all. Egyptians believed that cats repelled evil spirits.

Cats are evil spirits. They’re just the strongest so all others must bow to their greatness.

Actually according to legend, cats are guardians of the Underworld. So once you are dead if you try to sneak back into the land of the living they send you back where you came from. They protect the living from the dead.

If you ever wonder why a cat stares off into the wild blue yonder and then bolts off for “no reason…”

That cat even looks like it’s accusing him of something like wait a Fucking minute here are you dead did you really think you could slip that shit passed me

I don’t know where you get your sources but cats were not fucking “guardians of the underworld”; this movie is based on EGYPT, cats were common domestic pets by the time Egypt unified, and they were representations of the goddess Bastet, ex goddess of warfare (formerly asociated with a lioness ), post-unification protector goddess. Cats were guardians of houses because they embodied the representation of Bastet, the “EYE of Ra”, the one that tells ra whatever happens. If a cat saw an evil spirit, it would tell Ra, and Ra would smite down the fucker in an instant. Bastet was also feared by evil spirits because she was the only one to be able to harm the evil snake Apep and save Ra’s ass, so you bet someone that escaped Anubis’ judgement and Osiris’ preservation would do well to fear Bastet out of fear of being caught by said gods.
They were seen as this as well because they disposed of rats and snakes (perhaps an egyptian once saw a cat killing a snake and went "OH BAST JUST KILLED APEP" and that’s how the mythos started), so they were useful animals to keep as pets, revered, adored, mourned when they died, and if you killed one you received death penalty.

The only animal seen as a “guardian of the underworld” were jackals, because they embodied Anubis and were seen near tombs, but that’s because they entered said tombs to try and eat the corpses and the egyptians based their entire Anubis lore on them.

So yeah, if you were an evil emperor that escaped the process of the gods you once worshipped, unleashed curses around the world disrespecting your own pantheon, and you came across an avatar of the goddess of Warfare that could also call upon Ra to pulverize you with sunlight, and have your soul sundered by Osiris and weighted by Anubis to go to your rightful place as someone who perished AGES ago, you would shit on your pants as well.

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mitten:

kanyewesticle:

Omg

AMERICA!!!!

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itsfunnytome:

Faith in Humanity Via

itsfunnytome:

Faith in Humanity Via

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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

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thezombiunicorn:

bigblueboo:

subversion

i hate you.

thezombiunicorn:

bigblueboo:

subversion

i hate you.

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night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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king-of-aces:

mustyballsack:



Bruhhh
deaderafterdark:

zulzandalvolkuza:

korkrunchcereal:

wow-images:

Look what made it into the latest PTR build!

Holy shit they hold the handlebars now. That’s new. 

2014 is a miraculous time.

…I…..wait….WHOW! Stop! JUST FUCKING STOP! He is actually holding the handle bars! 

deaderafterdark:

zulzandalvolkuza:

korkrunchcereal:

wow-images:

Look what made it into the latest PTR build!

Holy shit they hold the handlebars now. That’s new. 

2014 is a miraculous time.

…I…..wait….WHOW! Stop! JUST FUCKING STOP! He is actually holding the handle bars! 

(via wtfarraki)

lord-kitschener:

“what if the aborted baby could have cured cancer???”

oh my god what if the last egg I bled onto a kotex product could have cured cancer??

oh my god how am I not birthing every possible egg I produce, lest one of those resulting babies be the person who cures cancer/AIDS/creates world peace????

what if that baby could have been a musical artist described by pitchfork as “liberace with a metalcore twist”????

how dare i not be pregnant/birthing all the time always?????

(via parkingstrange)

sebadasstian-stan:

A+ parenting by deadpool 

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