creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

(via guy)

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

(via guy)

okay I understand that working in the restaurant business can be busy and demanding but if I’ve been here for almost an hour and no one has even asked me what I’d like to drink I’m gonna get pissed

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE
If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared./Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

gatheringbones:

cyprith:

d0z0:

the-tabularium:

justalittlelaugh:

tribalvoices:

s-un-rise:

wait omg this is amazing 

wait what does this symbol stand for :$

^what the fuck has been going on in your childhood

SWEET SKIES ABOVE

If I saw this while I was walking down the street I think I would legitimately start screaming and weeping in joy.

Oh, it’s even smeared.
/Suddenly feels 4 years old all over again.  

I don’t get it. What is that meant to BE?

IT’S THE GODDAMN SIMBA WHERE DID YOUR PARENTS GO WRONG

(Source: thawn, via pryaa)

blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this

(via pryaa)

"oh my god, you’re seriously going to pay college kids $15 an hour to flip burgers? get a real job!"

scenicroutes:

a real job? you mean, like, an internship at the white house?

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okay, well what about the national democratic party?

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what about interning at the united nations?

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wow damn it’s almost like our economy functions on stealing labour from hardworking young people, regardless of whether their jobs are “real” or not

(via pryaa)

gayleaf:

if i was your boyfriend i would do so much cute stuff. i’d bring you soup when you were feeling sick, i’d rub your tummy when you got cramps, i’d wake you up in the middle of the night dressed as an eagle shouting abstract poetry at my own dick

(via pryaa)

infiltrating blizzard hq

lornacrowleys:

me: there’s too many of them… how do we distract a group of people who like thrall

blizzard employee: *overhears* thrall?

assorted blizzard employees: thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall! thrall!

(via blizzardaccountingcath)

onlylolgifs:

Assassin’s Creed with kittens.

(via deaderafterdark)

spookutomeme:

grim-doll:

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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OCTOBER IS TOMORROW

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OCTOBER IS TODAY IN SOME PLACES ALREADY

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(via deaderafterdark)

coldwarbirthcontrol:

heroinpuppy:

oceanicxxx:

This is so true…

den explain all dis paper 💵💵💵

coldwarbirthcontrol:

heroinpuppy:

oceanicxxx:

This is so true…

den explain all dis paper 💵💵💵

(Source: obsidianxxx, via pryaa)

sonicalana:

jamisonmooreofficial:

stonerstagram:

friendly reminder that

  • not all christians are homophobic
  • not everyone agrees with you
  • not all white people are racist 
  • rape jokes arent funny
  • suicide jokes arent funny
  • self harm jokes arent funny
  • eating disorder jokes arent funny

-not all men are trying to oppress women.
-not all feminists are actually fair.

-men aren’t the only people who commit rape
-abuse happens to boys too
-boys can also struggle with self harm, depression and eating disorders

(via pryaa)

ehunk:

crossbowsandwalkers:

bonapartist:

so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and

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The fucking caption on the picture is the funniest part though

The villain still pursues her

I dont want this god damn baby you leggy bastard

(Source: georgemallory, via pryaa)

queerpotters:

sherlocksmyth:

I have a friend who is dyslexic and one time he said “I put the sexy into dyslexia” and he waited for like thirty seconds and just went “fuck.”

(Source: marvelcolm, via guy)

furr:

catholicnun:

Someone please sum up what I need to know for chemistry and algebra 2 and French 1 and world history

h2o, a2 + b2 = c2, oui oui baguette eiffel tower, obama 

(via guy)